The Client Contract of Wet Dreams

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Master Client Services Agreement

Protects you from non-payment, refund requests, cancellations, scope creep, clients with fourteen heads.

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The Secret Weapon ~Statement of Work~

Send to clients when they want to add something on—without having to send a whole new agreement like a weirdo.

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A 45-Minute Class On How to Use Both

We'll go through the different sections and clauses and what they mean and why your literal life depends on them.

The Client Contract of Wet Dreams

FOR FREELANCERS + INDEPENDENTS

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Master Client Services Agreement

Protects you from non-payment, inappropriate refund requests, cancellations, scope creep, and clients with fourteen heads.

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Plus the Secret Weapon ~Statement of Work~

Send to clients any time they want to add something on—without having to send a whole new agreement like a weirdo.

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Plus a 45-Minute Class on How to Use Both

We'll go through all of the different sections and clauses and what they mean and why your literal life depends on them.

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OMG! The Client Said YES and Now You're Drunk Stumbling Around the Internet Trying to Piece Together Some Kind of Professional Client Contract—GULP.

You know you're supposed to send them something—right?! You also know that you'll look like a total amateur dipidy doo if you don't. But how?! Where?! What should it say?! And can you piece one together real quick using random copy/paste clauses from around the internet? (Survey says: NO, VERY BAD IDEA. But also, who has the time? Not you, thunderbolt. You've got money to make.)

Enter: The Client Contract of Wet Dreams

Yes, that's really the name. Created with love and gin by your friends over at The Quit Your Job Store.

 

This Kit Slays Dragons  to Protect You From

 THINGS NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T THINK ABOUT LIKE

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Client Non Payment

More than 70% of freelancers have trouble getting paid (Freelancer's Union)—and it's because they don't have a legally-binding contract. (Or any contract. Eeekkk!)

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Client Refund Requests

"Yeah, I don't like what you've made, so I'm only paying you half." Or: "I'm disappointed and want my money back in full." NOT TODAY, SATAN.

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Scope Creep

You agreed to take on a new project—but magically there are all sorts of extra, non-agreed-upon requests being "thrown in" that weren't in the scope. Nuh uh.

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Cancellations

You agree to work with a client—and then they want to cancel the project beforehand, or terminate it midway through. What now? (Hint: your contract has the answer!)

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Add-On Work

A client emails and asks if you add-on X, Y, or Z—for a fee. That's great, but your existing agreement doesn't cover it. But you don't want to be a pain and make them sign ANOTHER one.

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The MIA Client

Client disappear? Become unresponsive? Later resurface & expect you to pick up where you left off—now that you're in the thick of something else? There are termination clauses for that, darling.

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Intellectual Property

Repeat after me: if you don't get paid, intellectual property rights do not transfer—and a client cannot use work you've produced. Get this in your contract, stat, so help you gin tonic.

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Use of Subcontractors

You have Gina, your awesome contractor, helping you with your projects—and then the client doesn't want to pay because they wanted the work performed 100% by YOU. Got you on this one, boo!

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Liability + Lawsuits

Your deliverables take longer than expected and you need to push back the timeline. The client says your delay disrupted their profits. Good thing there's a clause that protects you for that. [laughs maniacally]

Tame Those Nightmare Clients

And never have to worry about things like inappropriate refund requests that don't respect your efforts, last minute client cancellations, or things that make you feel like you've just gotten hit in the face with a shovel.

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Katey Shanahan

Having the Master Client Service Agreement in my hands gave me the confidence to double my rate today when I sent an invitation to a potential new client. I almost threw up hitting the send button, but she already accepted my offer and is going to start working with me right away!

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Shea Keats

I'm loving the Unf*ckwithable Contracts kit! I submitted the Master Client Services Agreement to two separate clients and they were both "very impressed with the level of professionalism." Thanks for making this available!

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Josh Garofalo

Bought the kit. Tailored the Master Client Service Agreement to my biz and uploaded it into my proposal software. Sent it off to a prospect along with a $10,000 quote for a copy project. Deal closed. Money paid. We're batting 1,000 so far, Ash!

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Gretchen Asher

I bought your contracts package back in June and am now ready to customize them for my use. I went through the trainings for the docs and MUST say, OMFG! Thank you! I will be meeting with an attorney in my state for a review of my final docs. Gurl, you have saved me thousands of dollars because I'm going to take my draft docs into my attorney for a look-see. Woohoo! Love ya, you badass bitch!!!
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Cara Stein

The Unf*ckwithable Contracts kit is fucking great. I've used the Master Client Service Agreement with three clients already, including additional Statements of Work for follow-on work. Beautiful! Glorious! So much better than having to do a new contract every time!

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Rose Womelsdorf

I love the Master Client Service Agreement and Statement of Work. Your explanations made all that legalese a total breeze.

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Annie Von Essen

Can I just say thank you so f*cking much for this kit!!! Holy smokes! I am just getting ready to update a contract with a long-term client and this kit is immediately helping me out!

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Aqila Shah

Can I just say thank you so f*cking much for this kit!!! Holy smokes! I am just getting ready to update a contract with a long-term client and this kit is immediately helping me out!

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Mindi Ridgeway

Thank you so much for knowing exactly what a budding business needs. Love your style, love the kit, love your words, love all of it!

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Karen McRae

I'm reading through the Master Service Client Agreement and accompanying Statement of Work and fuck, I love it. I feel so relieved to have it; thank you!

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Cade Booth

I FREAKING LOVE THIS KIT! I am going to change all my clients over from the crappy letter of engagement that my amateur-ass drafted over to these contracts. SUPER excited!!

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Taylor Campbell

I love it! This kit is phenomenal. Thank you for creating it; it’s already added so much value to my business.

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April Gutierrez

I'm LOVING this kit! I've had my business for two years, and I wish this was in my back pocket from day one. The knowledge alone was worth every penny—I can't thank you enough.

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Annie Kip

I love this kit. Within days I already put these agreements into use—and it just makes me feel good, knowing it's there when I need it.

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Rebecca Morgan

These contracts are great! Just what I needed. I'd been putting off finding a contract and was going to google and piece something together... but you gave me something I am confident and comfortable with. Thank you!

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Donna Brewster

I am blown away. Still working my way through it all, but it is freakin' awesome! I made a great investment—thank you!

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Angela Allan

I love this kit! It’s been so helpful. I’m putting everything in my arsenal to be unfuckwithable! Thank you so much for your insights.

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Jill Sadler

I just want to again thank you for your *ROCKSTAR* contracts. OMG!!! They are SO amazing. I really can't thank you enough for offering this at such a generous price to help me get my business start-up legal confusion under wraps. Thank you SO MUCH!!!!!

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Brogan Micallef

I'm LOVIN' the Master Client Service Agreement + Statement of Work—I feel like a BOSS when I send it out. I really love the descriptions you have on the side (so the lawyer talk makes sense)—it's kind of blowing my mind how much value you've packed into this kit!

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Nicole Evans

Shout out to Ash and this kit, which I’m already putting to use. I just got asked for a Statement of Work and was about to fire up Google until I remembered I had this bad boy sitting on my laptop. And sure enough, I found one sitting right there, ready for me to fill out. I feel so prepared!

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Steph Azam

I'm so glad I bought this kit. I'm FINALLY understanding contracts and all that jazz. It's written in such a fun and digestible way!
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Bill Laurienti

Now that I understand the relationship between the Statement of Work and Master Client Service Agreement, I've been able to streamline and automate my business already. It's so nice.

The Kit

$97 USD

Includes:

  • Master Client Services Agreement
  • Statement of Work Agreement
  • Downloadable and Editable Word Docs
  • 45-Minute Class on How to Use, What Each Clause Means, and Why It Matters
  • Cheat Sheets With Annotations
  • A 5-day email bootcamp giving you extra super secret tips around sending agreements without feeling like a weirdo, negotiating with clients, and handling disputes
  • At least one bad joke
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If Red Bull Gives You Wings, This Kit Gives You Nerve.

Go ahead: Ask for the big bucks. State what you want. Kill your imposter syndrome. Show up like a pro. Set the tone. Make the pitch. Outline the terms. Decide what you need. Put it on paper. Protect your interests. Dazzle with professionalism. Know your sh*t. Guide them right. And then smile sweetly when they say, "so where do we sign?"